The time gap between Paw Patrol episodes. There was only 1 red gummy in his pack of fruit snacks. A jacket was forced on him this morning. You tried to make him pee in the potty. You changed his diaper. You smiled at him while he was playing. He hates his pants. He wants bananas.… Continue reading 20 Things Depressing Your Toddler Right Now
Last picture day, I sent Jase to school in sweatpants... because, being the Mother of the Year that I am, I forgot that it was picture day. Last Friday was picture day again. I made sure his hair looked good and that he was dressed for pictures... and this is what I got. Seriously?!
In a Christmas episode of Spongebob, one of them started singing Jingle Bells...and Jase started singing along. "Baby oh waaayyy..." Cutest thing ever!
"Please wait for assistance." I rolled my tired, thirty-one year old eyes and throw down the bottle of DayQuil while I wait for little Miss Self-Checkout Monitor to come to my rescue. She doesn't speak a word to me. She is actually annoyed that she has to leave her post to come type her password… Continue reading Self Checkouts Were Made to Have You Committed